Hudson Yards

Between 30 & 34th Streets at 10th Avenue
In the face of a planet ravaged by climate change, and the subsequent collapse of civilization, how is humanity going to carry on? The answer may be found at The Hudson Yards, New York’s latest destination sensation. A prototype of a Martian colony s... more
In the face of a planet ravaged by climate change, and the subsequent collapse of civilization, how is humanity going to carry on? The answer may be found at The Hudson Yards, New York’s latest destination sensation. A prototype of a Martian colony ship, the $25 billion facility was created by AlphaZon (and Related companies), and is designed as a proof-of-concept for how humanity can escape a denuded Earth while living in hermetically sealed comfort through the duration of the Monsanto Mars Terraformation®. For casual visitors, wealthy guests, and the moderately critical, the Hudson Yards Martian Colony Ship provides the opportunity to kinda sorta experience what life will be like for future colonists. Numerous distractions are available to delight the senses and excite the passions during the mind numbing journey and the several year period where drones, robots and the people in the orange jumpsuits create a sustainable environment. A seven story mall chock-a -lock with high end retail allow the casual consumer err… colonists to browse collections of six figure watches & jewelry, $200 skinny jeans at NYC’s first Neiman Marcus, and then trundle off to H&M for more affordab... more

In the face of a planet ravaged by climate change, and the subsequent collapse of civilization, how is humanity going to carry on? The answer may be found at The Hudson Yards, New York’s latest destination sensation. A prototype of a Martian colony ship, the $25 billion facility was created by AlphaZon (and Related companies), and is designed as a proof-of-concept for how humanity can escape a denuded Earth while living in hermetically sealed comfort through the duration of the Monsanto Mars Terraformation®.

For casual visitors, wealthy guests, and the moderately critical, the Hudson Yards Martian Colony Ship provides the opportunity to kinda sorta experience what life will be like for future colonists. Numerous distractions are available to delight the senses and excite the passions during the mind numbing journey and the several year period where drones, robots and the people in the orange jumpsuits create a sustainable environment. A seven story mall chock-a -lock with high end retail allow the casual consumer err… colonists to browse collections of six figure watches & jewelry, $200 skinny jeans at NYC’s first Neiman Marcus, and then trundle off to H&M for more affordable world destroying fast fashion.

Foodies will be excited to explore the high-end mess halls such as TAK Room, at Hudson Yards, the first new offering to New York from Per Se genius Thomas Keller. Meanwhile at Kawi, David Chang tapped fine dining genius Eunjo Park to head a Korean inflected eatery. José Andrés’ Mercado Little Spain is massive 35,000 sg foot food-hall, think Eataly but for Spain. Full-service restaurants contained in that include Leña, focusing on grilled meats and paella, and the seafood focused Mar.

If eating and shopping aren’t your jam, culture and sight-seeing abound. The latest hi-rise viewing-platform, The Edge, at 1,100 feet high, is the highest out-door viewing deck in the Western Hemisphere. If you lucky, and MBS or Mark Zuckerburg have not rented out the restaurant/event space one floor above, you can cash in your 401k to sip a bespoke cocktail and enjoy the spectacular view.

Perhaps a bit more accessible is the colony ship’s former power plant known as The Vessel . Designed by Thomas Heatherwick and Heatherwick Studio it was originally built as a containment vessel for Jeff Bezos consciousness, whose ambition was then meant to provide the drive and energy needed for the long trip to Mars. However, fatal flaws discovered in its ego fencing forced the engineers to scrap its original purpose and instead converted it into an Escher-like public space. Colonists and visitors can wander its strange lattice work of 154 intricately interconnected stairs and 80 viewing platforms.


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1800 Spicy Serves

Let's Serve Up Spicy! 1800 Tequila is celebrating the launch of its new refreshingly spicy 1800 Cucumber & Jalapeño expression with an electrifying pop-up pickleball extravaganza!The best taste in tequila invites you serve up spicy at the new Hudson Yards CityPickle courts while sipping its new ... [ + ]1800 Cucumber & Jalapeño expression at its sampling cabana located in The Shed Plaza (next to 20 Hudson Yards).  1800 Spicy Serves sampling dates & times:Sunday, August 20 from 12-4pm ESTSunday, August 27 from 12-4pm ESTSunday, September 3 from 12-4pm ESTCrafted from 100% Weber blue agave harvested at its peak, 1800 Cucumber & Jalapeño is born from the brand’s award-winning signature double-distilled 1800 Blanco Tequila, and infused with natural, ripe cucumber and jalapeño flavors to deliver a full bodied, fresh and spicy variant, bottled at 70 proof. With only 90 calories per serving, it offers a light, yet flavorful tequila to level up any drinking occasion. 

06/23/2024 12:00 PM
Sun, June 23
12:00PM
$

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Between 30 & 34th Streets at 10th Avenue
New York, NY 10001
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  • to 34th Street/Hudson Yards
  • to 34th Street/Penn Station

Upcoming Events

1800 Spicy Serves

Let's Serve Up Spicy! 1800 Tequila is celebrating the launch of its new refreshingly spicy 1800 Cucumber & Jalapeño expression with an electrifying pop-up pickleball extravaganza!The best taste in tequila invites you serve up spicy at the new Hudson Yards CityPickle courts while sipping its new ... [ + ]1800 Cucumber & Jalapeño expression at its sampling cabana located in The Shed Plaza (next to 20 Hudson Yards).  1800 Spicy Serves sampling dates & times:Sunday, August 20 from 12-4pm ESTSunday, August 27 from 12-4pm ESTSunday, September 3 from 12-4pm ESTCrafted from 100% Weber blue agave harvested at its peak, 1800 Cucumber & Jalapeño is born from the brand’s award-winning signature double-distilled 1800 Blanco Tequila, and infused with natural, ripe cucumber and jalapeño flavors to deliver a full bodied, fresh and spicy variant, bottled at 70 proof. With only 90 calories per serving, it offers a light, yet flavorful tequila to level up any drinking occasion. 

06/23/2024 12:00 PM
Sun, June 23
12:00PM
$

Stonewall Day 2024

Pride Live Stonewall Day 2024Friday, June 28th 5:00 - 8:00PM Hudson Yards Public Square and Gardens, New York CityJoin us for Stonewall Day 2024, happening on June 28! As we return to the vibrant Hudson Yards Public Square and Gardens, get ready for an unforgettable celebration of love, di... [ + ]versity, and resilience. This year holds special significance as we approach the Grand Opening of the Stonewall National Monument Visitor Center. As we commemorate the 55th anniversary of the Stonewall Rebellion, Stonewall Day 2024 will serve as a powerful closing to an extraordinary week of events hosted by Pride Live as we honor the legacy of Stonewall and celebrate the progress we've made together. Get tickets here! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/stonewall-day-2024-tickets-890305055387

06/28/2024 05:00 PM
Fri, June 28
5:00PM
$

Stonewall Day

Pride Live Stonewall DayFriday, June 28th 5:00 - 8:00PM Hudson Yards Public Square and Gardens, New York CityJoin us for Stonewall Day 2024, happening on June 28! As we return to the vibrant Hudson Yards Public Square and Gardens, get ready for an unforgettable celebration of love, diversi... [ + ]ty, and resilience. This year holds special significance as we approach the Grand Opening of the Stonewall National Monument Visitor Center. As we commemorate the 55th anniversary of the Stonewall Rebellion, Stonewall Day 2024 will serve as a powerful closing to an extraordinary week of events hosted by Pride Live as we honor the legacy of Stonewall and celebrate the progress we've made together. 

06/28/2024 05:00 PM
Fri, June 28
5:00PM
$

1800 Spicy Serves

Let's Serve Up Spicy! 1800 Tequila is celebrating the launch of its new refreshingly spicy 1800 Cucumber & Jalapeño expression with an electrifying pop-up pickleball extravaganza!The best taste in tequila invites you serve up spicy at the new Hudson Yards CityPickle courts while sipping its new ... [ + ]1800 Cucumber & Jalapeño expression at its sampling cabana located in The Shed Plaza (next to 20 Hudson Yards).  1800 Spicy Serves sampling dates & times:Sunday, August 20 from 12-4pm ESTSunday, August 27 from 12-4pm ESTSunday, September 3 from 12-4pm ESTCrafted from 100% Weber blue agave harvested at its peak, 1800 Cucumber & Jalapeño is born from the brand’s award-winning signature double-distilled 1800 Blanco Tequila, and infused with natural, ripe cucumber and jalapeño flavors to deliver a full bodied, fresh and spicy variant, bottled at 70 proof. With only 90 calories per serving, it offers a light, yet flavorful tequila to level up any drinking occasion. 

06/30/2024 12:00 PM
Sun, June 30
12:00PM
$

1800 Spicy Serves

Let's Serve Up Spicy! 1800 Tequila is celebrating the launch of its new refreshingly spicy 1800 Cucumber & Jalapeño expression with an electrifying pop-up pickleball extravaganza!The best taste in tequila invites you serve up spicy at the new Hudson Yards CityPickle courts while sipping its new ... [ + ]1800 Cucumber & Jalapeño expression at its sampling cabana located in The Shed Plaza (next to 20 Hudson Yards).  1800 Spicy Serves sampling dates & times:Sunday, August 20 from 12-4pm ESTSunday, August 27 from 12-4pm ESTSunday, September 3 from 12-4pm ESTCrafted from 100% Weber blue agave harvested at its peak, 1800 Cucumber & Jalapeño is born from the brand’s award-winning signature double-distilled 1800 Blanco Tequila, and infused with natural, ripe cucumber and jalapeño flavors to deliver a full bodied, fresh and spicy variant, bottled at 70 proof. With only 90 calories per serving, it offers a light, yet flavorful tequila to level up any drinking occasion. 

07/07/2024 12:00 PM
Sun, July 07
12:00PM
$
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